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Yesterday was a birthday taht will go down in the books. The things that were done to me yesterday were a first for me. Don't start thinking dirty because it wasn't anything like that, although now I kind of wish it was. Well I guess I should cut to the chase and tell the story.

I started having these pains in my lower abdomen on Friday the 21st. I didn't think anything of it because the pain wasn't that bad. Well yesterday it was still the same feeling only a little more intense. So I decided to go to the doctor to see what was wrong. Now I know women have to go through things in life to get checked out, but they usually spread things like this out. Lets start with the dreaded "pap", which by the way I wasn't do for until November, but anyway. That wasn't as bad as it usually is, but who likes cold hard plastic duck bills shoved into them, and the spread apart like two pieces of bread.

Next we go to the drawing of blood. One word for that "painless"!!! I didn't even know he had stuck me. This guy was good. So onto the sonogram, one of two of them anyway. I had no idea that they had to blow up your bladder to get a sonogram of your ovaries. So when the nurse walks in and says "ok its time for your catheder", I said "woe woe woe woe, why do I have to have a catheder?" The nurse replied "So we can lift your bladder off of your ovaries quickly to get the sonogram. If we let you fill your bladder on your own it would take 4 hours." I'm thinking this lady must not know that my bladder is the size of a peanut. I went to the bathroom like ten times before she came in the room. Why couldn't she have told me to just hold it, and then I wouldn't have had to have the catheder. But nooooooo, they had me pee in a cup, and then I had no urine to hold my bladder up. So to make a long story short the bitch gave me the catheder.

Next they come and get me in a wheelchair. I said I could walk, but when I stood up with the catheder in I changed my mind real fast. I felt like I was going to pee on myself and they hadn't even filled my bladder up yet. So anyway, we go down and do the external sonogram. Then they take the catheder out, and I go and piss a river. I come back in and they then do an internal sonogram. This was a bit unusual. The only time I have ever seen anything like what they were going to stick in me was in a porn store. Well guess what I had to stick it in me myself. Talk about weird, I figured it couldn't get much worse. I mean don't get the wrong, it didn't hurt it was just alot to go through in one night and it was a bit uncomfortable.

So they finish the sonograms, and wheel me back up to the ER to wait for the results. I am thinking its nothing really, maybe just a pulled muscle. Man could I have been more wrong. I have a 6cm cyst on my right ovary. My jaw just dropped, and ofcourse the tears swelled up in my eyes, and the snot was dripping from my nose. I was scared, and the first thing that came to my mind was could I still have kids. They said I shouldn't worry, that this is very typical for women, and he said since I was so young, that was even better. They want to do laparoscopic surgery to look at it more closely, and remove it if necessary. But they won't know much until the surgery.

If anyone can top that for a birthday present, I would love to hear the story

7 things I plan to do before I die:

1. Go to Texas, and ride horses on the beach.
2. Obtain a decent career
3. Build a home just the way I want it.
4. Go to the wonderful outback of Austraiia
5. Build my own animal shelter, and put it on around 1000 acres.
6. Have kids
7. Have alot of sex

7 things I can do:

1. Sing, drive, and smoke at the same time.
2. Stand on my head
3. Ride a bike
4. Play basketball, baseball, volleyball, and do it well
5. Lay a big wet sloppy kiss on my husband.
6. DRIVE!!!!
7. Write poetry

7 things I cannot do:

1. Pee standing up
2. Sport wood
3. Fly
4. Roller skate
5. Water ski
6. Stand to be around my husbands ex-wife
7. Kill my husbands ex-wife

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex:

1. Personality
2. Eyes
3. Sense of Humor
4. Kindness
5. Surprising me
6. How he treats his mother
7. Cologne

(7 things I say most often:
1. Thank you for calling the HITS National Help Desk. This is Michelle speaking. How may I help you?
2. Goober
3. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
4. Thank you for calling, and have a nice day.
5. Son Beech
6. I'm not showing it locked out
7. Abbygirl!!!!, How's my baby this evening, have you been a good girl?


7 Celebrity crushes (that I'm not ashamed of):
1. Josh Hartnett
2. Keith Urban
3. Ty Pennington
4. George Stults
5. Matthew McConaughey
6. Stephen Baldwin
7. Tom Welling

7 tags:
1. Anita (because I wonder if she is still alive)
2. Brian (already been tagged)
3. Jamie (already been tagged)
4. Who ever wants to be tagged
5. Who ever wants to be tagged
6. Who ever wants to be tagged
7. Who ever wants to be tagged

This is the only picture I have so far. My next door neighbor emailed it to me off of the camera she used to take some pictures at my wedding. I am supposed to be getting a cd with all the pictures on it, but I haven't so far. So this is all I have!! Enjoy!!

Well ladies and gentleman I am officially (well legally) Ronald E. Roth II. We ran by the courthouse on my lunchbreak and had the judge married us. Although this Saturday we are having another service which will include family and friends. We will have Pete's (AKA Ronald E Roth II) former pastor come down and perform a formal religious cermony for us, the family, and the friends. Unfortunately we are expecting rain, but we have a plan B if we do get rained out, or..............in, considering the wedding is outside....LOL

It will be a small gathering of about 40-45 people. So that means for us, that we have a but load of house cleaning, yard work, and some other small stuff to do. I myself an leaving work at 2 so I can get the yard mowed before it rains. That means no lunch for me tomorrow because I will be making up the time I missed today. So there you have it! Pete by the way is my husbands nickname. So when you see the name Pete in my blog you will know who I am talking about.

Gonna get some lovin' tonight!! WOOOOPIE!!!!!

To all of those who read my blog sorry for not blogging for a very long time. There really hasn't been anything to blog about until now.

I am getting married October 8th and can't wait! Hopefully after today that date will be set in stone. We kinda just looked at our calenders and the 8th was the first weekend we had available, so we took it. I am so excited! I can't wait!

Its just going to be a small wedding at the church we attend. Family, and a few friends. Considering we can hardly afford the wedding bands, we figured we would just have a few people attend and then cook out at the house afterwards. But I am still excited! And thats the news I have been waiting to blog. Talk to you guys later, just thought you should know

Well I just found out that my boyfriends ex-wife is getting married on September 22, which is next month. When he told me it really pissed me off, but I don't know why. Maybe it's because they have been engaged, and are now getting married, and I haven't even gotten engaged yet. I want to marry Pete so bad I can't stand. He wants me to have a ring, and I keep telling him I really don't care about a stupid ring. He could get a twist tie and put it on my finger and I would be happy.

I guess it just pisses me off that they are moving on with their lives, and we are still stuck just dating. I want to get married to this man. He is the best thing that's ever happened to me in my life. He is the most gentle person, sometimes he can get a mood, but it doesn't last but about 5 minutes. He respects me for me, and doesn't need me to change anything about myself. I guess I just want to start a family. I mean I'm not getting any younger, and I don't want to be like my mom and have a child when I'm 36. I want to be able to play with my child, and do things with him or her.

Maybe I am being to selfish, but I really want to get married. What's really weird is this: we were sitting on the love seat last night, and I just came out and said, let's go get married! Well we both kinda just laughed looked at each other with that deep stare. Then I find out this morning that his ex is getting married. How weird is that? I guess maybe I'm jealous, do I have a right to be, or am I just being envious that she is getting married, and I am still stuck just dating?

It has been 15 days since my last blog confession. Bless me bloggers for I have sinned. Nothing has happened to me that is of any importance to anyone, including myself, to talk or blog about. Although I do have this desire to tell you about my dream to be a K-9 Police Officer. I know what I have to do, but I don't know where to start. I know I need to quit smoking, start exercising daily, and get back into shape. I do have a physical on Wednesday of next week so I may ask my doctor if she can help me on the smoking part, and see what type of diet and exercise I need to do. I would like for my boyfriend to get his weights from his ex-wifes house so I can start lifting and get some muscle...........yeah baby!!!

But on the serious side, I love animals, and I have this undying curiousity to be a cop. I love guns, I love driving fast, and I love having my dog with me. So hey I know its not all about those things, but it would just be a thrilling career to have, in my opinion anyway. This job ends in October so that gives me two months to start getting back into shape, and figure out what all I need to do to start the process. I haven't told any of my family about it yet, because I don't want to jinx myself. It seems like when I tell someone something that excites me it ends up never happening. So I am keeping this to myself and to my fellow bloggers.

Well thats about all the news I have for now, so stay tuned for more of absolutely nothing. God Bless you and the USA!!!!!

Peace,
Chelle