WAKE UP, WORK, GO HOME, SLEEP

Yesterday was a birthday taht will go down in the books. The things that were done to me yesterday were a first for me. Don't start thinking dirty because it wasn't anything like that, although now I kind of wish it was. Well I guess I should cut to the chase and tell the story.

I started having these pains in my lower abdomen on Friday the 21st. I didn't think anything of it because the pain wasn't that bad. Well yesterday it was still the same feeling only a little more intense. So I decided to go to the doctor to see what was wrong. Now I know women have to go through things in life to get checked out, but they usually spread things like this out. Lets start with the dreaded "pap", which by the way I wasn't do for until November, but anyway. That wasn't as bad as it usually is, but who likes cold hard plastic duck bills shoved into them, and the spread apart like two pieces of bread.

Next we go to the drawing of blood. One word for that "painless"!!! I didn't even know he had stuck me. This guy was good. So onto the sonogram, one of two of them anyway. I had no idea that they had to blow up your bladder to get a sonogram of your ovaries. So when the nurse walks in and says "ok its time for your catheder", I said "woe woe woe woe, why do I have to have a catheder?" The nurse replied "So we can lift your bladder off of your ovaries quickly to get the sonogram. If we let you fill your bladder on your own it would take 4 hours." I'm thinking this lady must not know that my bladder is the size of a peanut. I went to the bathroom like ten times before she came in the room. Why couldn't she have told me to just hold it, and then I wouldn't have had to have the catheder. But nooooooo, they had me pee in a cup, and then I had no urine to hold my bladder up. So to make a long story short the bitch gave me the catheder.

Next they come and get me in a wheelchair. I said I could walk, but when I stood up with the catheder in I changed my mind real fast. I felt like I was going to pee on myself and they hadn't even filled my bladder up yet. So anyway, we go down and do the external sonogram. Then they take the catheder out, and I go and piss a river. I come back in and they then do an internal sonogram. This was a bit unusual. The only time I have ever seen anything like what they were going to stick in me was in a porn store. Well guess what I had to stick it in me myself. Talk about weird, I figured it couldn't get much worse. I mean don't get the wrong, it didn't hurt it was just alot to go through in one night and it was a bit uncomfortable.

So they finish the sonograms, and wheel me back up to the ER to wait for the results. I am thinking its nothing really, maybe just a pulled muscle. Man could I have been more wrong. I have a 6cm cyst on my right ovary. My jaw just dropped, and ofcourse the tears swelled up in my eyes, and the snot was dripping from my nose. I was scared, and the first thing that came to my mind was could I still have kids. They said I shouldn't worry, that this is very typical for women, and he said since I was so young, that was even better. They want to do laparoscopic surgery to look at it more closely, and remove it if necessary. But they won't know much until the surgery.

If anyone can top that for a birthday present, I would love to hear the story

7 things I plan to do before I die:

1. Go to Texas, and ride horses on the beach.
2. Obtain a decent career
3. Build a home just the way I want it.
4. Go to the wonderful outback of Austraiia
5. Build my own animal shelter, and put it on around 1000 acres.
6. Have kids
7. Have alot of sex

7 things I can do:

1. Sing, drive, and smoke at the same time.
2. Stand on my head
3. Ride a bike
4. Play basketball, baseball, volleyball, and do it well
5. Lay a big wet sloppy kiss on my husband.
6. DRIVE!!!!
7. Write poetry

7 things I cannot do:

1. Pee standing up
2. Sport wood
3. Fly
4. Roller skate
5. Water ski
6. Stand to be around my husbands ex-wife
7. Kill my husbands ex-wife

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex:

1. Personality
2. Eyes
3. Sense of Humor
4. Kindness
5. Surprising me
6. How he treats his mother
7. Cologne

(7 things I say most often:
1. Thank you for calling the HITS National Help Desk. This is Michelle speaking. How may I help you?
2. Goober
3. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
4. Thank you for calling, and have a nice day.
5. Son Beech
6. I'm not showing it locked out
7. Abbygirl!!!!, How's my baby this evening, have you been a good girl?


7 Celebrity crushes (that I'm not ashamed of):
1. Josh Hartnett
2. Keith Urban
3. Ty Pennington
4. George Stults
5. Matthew McConaughey
6. Stephen Baldwin
7. Tom Welling

7 tags:
1. Anita (because I wonder if she is still alive)
2. Brian (already been tagged)
3. Jamie (already been tagged)
4. Who ever wants to be tagged
5. Who ever wants to be tagged
6. Who ever wants to be tagged
7. Who ever wants to be tagged

This is the only picture I have so far. My next door neighbor emailed it to me off of the camera she used to take some pictures at my wedding. I am supposed to be getting a cd with all the pictures on it, but I haven't so far. So this is all I have!! Enjoy!!

Well ladies and gentleman I am officially (well legally) Ronald E. Roth II. We ran by the courthouse on my lunchbreak and had the judge married us. Although this Saturday we are having another service which will include family and friends. We will have Pete's (AKA Ronald E Roth II) former pastor come down and perform a formal religious cermony for us, the family, and the friends. Unfortunately we are expecting rain, but we have a plan B if we do get rained out, or..............in, considering the wedding is outside....LOL

It will be a small gathering of about 40-45 people. So that means for us, that we have a but load of house cleaning, yard work, and some other small stuff to do. I myself an leaving work at 2 so I can get the yard mowed before it rains. That means no lunch for me tomorrow because I will be making up the time I missed today. So there you have it! Pete by the way is my husbands nickname. So when you see the name Pete in my blog you will know who I am talking about.

Gonna get some lovin' tonight!! WOOOOPIE!!!!!